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The Secretary
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Episode 95
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Written by: Carol Leifer and Marjorie Gross
Directed by David Owen Trainer
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Episode no. 95
pc: 609, season 6, episode 9
Broadcast date: December 8, 1994
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The Cast
Regulars:
Jerry Seinfeld....................... Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander.................. George Costanza
Julia Louis-Dreyfus.............. Elaine Benes
Michael Richards.................. Cosmo Kramer
Guest Stars:
Vicki Lewis ................... Ade
Joseph R. Sicari .......... Willie
Arminae Azarian .......... Saleswoman
Mitzi McCall ................. Donna
Richard Marion ............. Guy
Thomas Mills ................ Moviegoer
Glynis McCants ....
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Stats
Our Summary
Our Commentary
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S06E09 - The Secretary
No: 95 | Season: 6 Episode: 9 | Air Date: 8-Dec-1994 | Production #609
Summary
At the movies, Jerry thinks he sees his drycleaner wearing his clothes, and Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine buys a fancy dress, but soon begins to suspect that the store uses flattering mirrors. Meanwhile, George is proud of his responsible choice of who to hire as his new secretary. But, when things turn romantic, it puts George in an awkward position.
Director and Writers
Director: David Owen Trainor
Writers: Carol Leifer
Quotes
George: (to Ada) I'm giving you a raise!
Jerry: (after catching the dry cleaner's wife wearing his mother's fur coat) What, do you think the dry cleaner's your own personal closet?!
Kramer: When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skip on the swank.
George: I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.
Elaine: I'm returning this dress to Barney's.
Kramer: Good idea.
George: I am telling you Jerry, having a secretary is incredible, I don't know why I didn't have one before.
Jerry: Because you didn't have a job?
Jerry: It's incredible. Six months ago you were ta